Your lady business is back open for business! If you haven’t gotten it on in several months, or God help us, even longer, your brain and body have to brace themselves as you open your lady business for, um, business.
And once you’re back in the action, finally breaking that uncomfortably long-ass dry spell, your mind tends to wander a bit.
Here, seven thoughta lot of women are bound to have while finally making the magic happen after a severely prolonged sexless slump:
1. “Ouch. Did my hymen regenerate itself?”
It hurts so good right? Wrong. Oh so wrong. Seriously, has sex always been this painful? You manage to squawk some “ooos” and “ahhs” and pray he can’t decipher between breathless squeals of pleasure versus those of straight-up pain. Might need a few more rounds to get the ol’ lady parts back up to snuff when this happens.
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